Cf., ADW, 5/1/98,
Eastern littoral

Dear Mr. Hance:

It was previously deemed advisable to run our (first) message to you through a translating program, render the plaintext largely case-insensitive, and then e-mail the results to several of your correspondents. The plan was--evidently--a poor one, as your correspondents were sufficiently obtuse that they could not interpret what they received.1 This message, in contrast, is both succinctly blunt and has been reviewed by a native speaker of English: The day you can see the door, you will be welcomed inside.

--The Orphanage
1"Male narrando fabula depravatur."