Date: Thu, 01 Jul 1999 15:14:29 -0700
From: caw@hotmail.com
To: bhance@azstarnet.com
Subject: That which is beloved by normal humans

Dear Mr. Hance:

        Three (3) items:

1) You should not feel "left out" or however someone of your ambiance
would express the experience.  When you are "farther into the pudding"
it will be discovered that the possibility of being "left out" does not
exist.   Not that any human enjoys all or even most of what happens to
him, but The Buzzing Blooming Confusion does "go down" the way it
should.  Tragedy and all.

2) Boss Tweed refers to Tammany Hall--perhaps your media reference was a
jest and we could not interpret it.   At any rate, the particular
Announcement is dependent upon knowing that it is connected to a
(corrupt) political reference, within an historical setting.

3) There is one logistical problem that is deeply troubling--if it is
indeed a problem.  You should, by now, have received TWO (2) envelopes
which necessarily require a trip to the bank or cambio of your choice.
PLEASE  INFORM  IMMEDIATELY IF YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED SUCH.

                      --THE   ORPHANAGE