Name: U Bud
Comments: Yo Bro! U Bud wuz at de Slaughterhouse, stuffin' sausage--fun part rippin out de gutz a screamin Pigz--when big announcement come frum de loud-speaker:
"Mr. Hance needs a message. Tell him that he is always remembered whenever we have a Sub-P in Portland. Should be a greeting in your mail, check the postmark."
Now bring me a fresh Pig.