Name: U bud

Email:

Comments: Yo bro!  U no dis site.  StrAt frum de Dempstah Dumpstah U own bro.  
Git up dis mornin an SPRAY PAINT'D on mah Dempstah D. iz deez woids:

"The Orphanage instructs Mr. Hance that an envelope from a known location is 
now at his Stateside address.  You are also informed that the 'Peggy Dow' of 
this Notice is an earlier lady than the actress.  Thirdly and fianlly, you 
have at least one email from a known electronic location."

Dat be all, fer now.  Chow, bro.